By Glen Turner – Special to the Sydenham Current
Where is it written that….
– No adult male can ever fold a fitted sheet?
– Every bird in town HAS to poop on MY car? I’m targeted!
– No junk drawer is EVER big enough, no matter where in the house?
– Every neighbourhood has to have one or two idiots, who ruin things for others?
– No adult male can ever keep a Tupperware cupboard organized?
– You can NEVER find your phone charger when you need it?
– There is ALWAYS one damned mosquito that gets in the house?
– The same mosquito HAS to buzz around you when you’re trying to get to sleep?
– The closer you live to a school, the more garbage you have to pick up from your lawn?
– The phone often rings at the absolutely WORST time?
– Telemarketers just HAVE’NT heard of the “no-call” rule?
Just askin’ 🙂
