By Glen Turner – Special to the Sydenham Current
I’ve been told that my sense of humour is… well, different. Perhaps even weird…
BUT! I prefer to think of it as… quirky! 🙂
So, today, here are a few things that might make you laugh, chuckle, or at least smile. 🙂 (Dedicated to my friend Marilyn)
For example…
Many people have reached the “Age of Metal”. Silver in the hair, gold in the teeth… and lead in the ass!
Did you know that, after many years of study, the government has finally determined the major cause of divorce in this country? The reason? Marriage!
It was so cold recently that I actually saw a teenaged guy…with his pants pulled up!
People have become prisoners of their phones. That’s why they’re called CELL phones!
If your religion says that you should hate someone….maybe it’s time you changed your religion!
I put Spot Remover on my dog. Now she’s gone. 🙁
Everywhere is within walking distance…if you have the time.
What’s another word for Thesaurus? (Think about that one) 🙂
If a word in the dictionary is misspelled… how would we know?
Just when I discovered the meaning of life… they changed it!
You know the best reason for all these executions in Texas? Fewer Texans!
In the US, anyone can become President…..that in itself is the problem!
I sometimes wonder… what was the best thing before sliced bread?
The term “civil war” is a complete oxymoron.
It bugs me that Doctors and Lawyers call what they do ‘practice.’ Do they ever get it right?
If you want to shoot a mime… do you have to use a silencer?
Behind every great man is a woman… rolling her eyes!
And finally – do you realize that there are many people still alive in this world… simply because we’re not allowed to shoot them?
