A different ‘stench’ of humour

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By Glen Turner – Special to the Sydenham Current

I’ve been told that I have a fairly different ‘stench’ of humour, but I often think about things that surprise me, shock me and sometimes just make me want to go hmmm….’

For example – just what the hell is a Kardashian? And better still?

WHO CARES???

Is it a good thing if a vacuum ‘really sucks’?

I don’t mean to boast, but I did my 14-day diet… in 3 hours!

I learn a lot of new things every day, and forget a lot more!

Why do ‘tug boats’ push their barges?

I think I used to have a photographic memory, but I ran out of film. 🙁

Back up my hard drive? How do you get it in reverse?

How much deeper would the oceans be, if it weren’t for all those sponges?

Why are they called ‘stands’… when we all sit there?

You have to get used to it, change is inevitable… except from a vending machine. 🙂

Why do we say ‘after dark’, when it’s actually ‘after light’?

Ok, why isn’t the word ‘phonics’ spelled like it sounds?

Why is ‘bra’ singular… but ‘panties’ plural?

Honk!… if you love peace and quiet!

Please tell me, why isn’t there a ‘Cougar Barbie’?

Explain to me why the word ‘abbreviation’ is so damned long!

Ok, enough… you get the drift.

I’ll just put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my forehead, that should explain it all. 🙂

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