We have some new policy’s and services starting as of April 1. We kindly ask that you respect our sudden changes and we thank you for your understanding!
1) Due to high demand, we are now offering drive-thru facials 🚗✨
No appointment needed—just roll down your window and we’ll cleanse, exfoliate, and moisturize in under 3 minutes 💁♀️
2) ✨DIY Japanese Head Spa ✨
We hand you a bucket, a brush, and wish you the best of luck 😌
3) Starting today, all services are now priced at…
$3,000 per appointment 💅✨
Because ✨luxury✨
4) We regret to inform you…
We are no longer doing lashes, nails, or facials 😢
We’ve officially rebranded into a nap-only spa 💤
You come in, we tuck you in, and no one bothers you
5) If you no-show your appointment…
we will be summoning your ancestors to explain your behavior 🧍♀️🧍♂️
No exceptions. They’re already on the way.
6) Due to inflation, our Japanese Head Spa now includes:
• emotional support
• life advice you didn’t ask for
• and one (1) dramatic hair flip at the end
If you cry… that’s extra 💸
7) Late cancellation? No problem 🥰
We simply rebook you for ✨never✨
and tell everyone at the spa what you did
8 ) We’ve decided to raise our prices to match our personalities 💁♀️
Unrealistic. Unstable. Unavailable.
Book now before we come to our senses
9) We’ve decided to stop taking new clients 🫶
Only VIPs allowed now
(jk… but if you keep waiting to book, you’re gonna have to fight for a spot 😭)
10) Breaking news 🚨
We’re now offering:
• perfect lashes
• flawless nails
• glowing skin
• and a personality upgrade
Side effects may include: confidence, compliments, and addiction to Jackz Oasis 💁♀️
11) For ONE DAY ONLY…
Everything is FREE 💸✨
…just kidding, imagine though 😭
April Fools babes 💕
But we do have some openings left this week 👀 go grab one before they’re gone. 1405 Dufferin Ave. Wallaceburg. Or call 226-746-0115.
